Friday, November 14, 2008

Breaking the Mullet!

Barry Melrose has been fired as the head coach of the Tampa Bay Lightening. Hair Grease Suppliers throughout Tampa have closed up shop but the fishing industry has raised its outlook for the remainder of the 2008-2009 season.

Rick Tochet will take over for Barry as interim coach... gambling boats off Tampa's coasts have also started to increase their fleet.

More on this story and hockey in general later tonight. Right now I have to go see Bond... James Bond.

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